Williamsville / Eggertsville · Amherst Fire
Bacon Twice, Both Times From a Fire Alarm
First it was Demers in Williamsville, then Stonecroft in Eggertsville — same suspect, twice in one shift
The 9:51 clear at a Williamsville residence — Demers Fire, back in service — came with a diagnosis that will surprise no one who has ever cooked breakfast: “set off an old alarm by cooking bacon”. Naturally ventilated, no hazard, no charges filed.
Three hours later, Eggertsville got its turn at 59 Stonecroft Lane, off Eggert. Investigator 3 responded, the resident “set off the alarm, alarm has reset,” and Amherst Fire cleared it with the closing line of the shift: “another household with burnt bacon”. Eggertsville back in service at 12:59.
Amherst PD · 11:43
“My Computer Keeps Freezing. What’s the Location of the Accident I’m Going To?”
An honest question at 11:43, live on Amherst PD
There’s little more to add. An Amherst PD unit came on the air at 11:43 and asked dispatch to please, if it wasn’t too much trouble, tell them where they were headed — because the in-car MDT was doing the thing it does: “My computer keeps freezing. What’s the location of the accident I’m going to”.
Hopkins corridor · Grill fire
Grill on a Wooden Deck: What Could Possibly Go Wrong
Second call in ten minutes for a grill fire in the backyard off Hopkins
At 12:53 Amherst Fire pushed to standby for a second caller reporting a grill fire off of Hopkins. A responding PD unit had a clean read on the scene from the driveway: “It’s on a wooden deck in the backyard”.
Amherst PD · 408 Mill Street
Caller Sold Her Vehicle to a Text Message — Then Handed Over $5,000
Amherst PD takes a fraud report at 408 Mill
At 13:11 an Amherst PD unit paged in a possible fraud from the caller at 408 Mill Street, 10-12: “they were messaged by someone to sell their vehicle. She gave up her vehicle and paid them $5,000”. No suspect on the air at the time of dispatch; the report was still being taken as the window closed.
Amherst PD · 10 Blacksburg Court
APS Sends Amherst PD to an Elderly Woman Who Just Wants Her Aide Gone
“She wants to be alone” — a familiar sentiment made into a police call
At 11:27, Adult Protective Services routed Amherst PD to 10 Blacksburg Court. The gist, per dispatch: “an elderly female who wants her aide to leave. She wants to be alone”.